I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just puked most of my soul out..
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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