sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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