Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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