I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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