it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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