This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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