I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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