kristin has been a bad kristin
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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