Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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