90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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