i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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