This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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