so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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