Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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