Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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