Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
only if we run a train.
done.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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