I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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