The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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