I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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