I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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