yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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