I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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