i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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