He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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