Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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