I smell stomach acid.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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