party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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