All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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