some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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