i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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