I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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