I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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