It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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