I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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