Its about making memories worth repressing
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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