I wanna passion pit in your ass
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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