Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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