Hey man sorry I got all grabby
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Randomize