glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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