you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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