She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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