Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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