If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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