playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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