oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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