i permit you to call me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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