Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i barfeds in our rink
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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