She's JV to your varsity
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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