Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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