Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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